Don’t you hate it when you have to share a bed with someone and things feel awkward when you roll toward each other in the middle of the night and there is the possibility that you might wake up breathing in each others faces?
Enter The Bed Shield. Choose which side of the bed you will sleep on, grab one fluffy pillow and done!

It won’t prevent them from stealing the covers or kicking you with their hairy legs and feet, but it will keep you from waking up with their hot breath on your face at 3:26 AM.



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January 16, 2009 at 11:28 am
blablover5
I think my husband is already big into that. He likes to slide a green blanket inbetween us sometimes. I don’t think a pillow would last long as he has to have one to cuddle with (he’s been known to steal mine in the middle of the night).
And who wants to share blankets?
January 16, 2009 at 11:35 am
Skywalker
Nah…the bed shield is also called mumbling/shouting “get off me”, “don’t hog the blankets” and other variations. No pillowed required.
Trust me.
January 16, 2009 at 12:21 pm
October12
My bed shield involves a body pillow. it’s as long as I am tall. Husband isn’t such a fan, but it’s the only way I can sleep.
Now, if I could just get him to stop throwing his blankets on me…
January 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Meg
Oh, my boyfriend wouldn’t go for that. I wake up in the middle of the night with his face practically on top of mine. He’s offended if I try to wiggle out of his “snuggle of doom,” as I like to call it. But I love him, so I put up with it
January 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Lindsey
hahaha!
January 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
mhb
The weird solution to this that I just developed is pulling the blankets all the way over my head. But I think that’s more because our bedroom is freezing cold these days…
January 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Spitzer Tales
Don’t get me started on the complications that are our bed. Sometimes I long for the days of I Love Lucy where we would each have twin beds right next to each other. I love my husband but…I think I would love a king sized bed just as much.
January 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
kaymarie (upturned.barbie)
Ha! That’s too funny, I may wind up needing that, we will see!
January 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Rachel
how funny! One of my favourite things about living with M is going to sleep snuggled up round each other. I now find it harder to sleep without him cuddling me.
January 18, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Jenna
Spitzer-I feel the same way sometimes!